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Lets be happy it only was Syrus. He is used to being able to fly anyway
Lets be happy it only was Syrus. He is used to being able to fly anyway
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Meanwhile between the Lines
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* fan tucking fastic! we still haven’t found back
* ... guys?
* and even better, we are split up again...
* i hope we don’t stand out too much...
* only earth colours, no electricity, no iron...
* fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
“I’m just buying the statue and ignore the screaming... by Jasen’s scaly hide! I think this might be the avatar of Goren! Better sneak away before he sees me...”
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* uh greaaaat, another wrong exit.... where the buggering bollox am i?
“OI! THERE BETTER AREN’T ANY STOWAways when I...
*uh.....heh, nah....just a cast away~
"Th-the bloody...?!"
*get it?
"Yyyyes, now I get that Gorens humor sucks....."
*goren?
"Seriously, the fuck are you supposed to be? A Demon? A walking dead? Some sort of a Gods Herold?"
*welp, last one sorta fits, tibia hounest.
"Tibia.....oh bugger"
*so you can smile, sir. splendid to see so. however. i don't want to intrude your peace any longer. i do beg your pardon for that-
"W-wait! Uhm.....look.....would ye mind to stay a bit longer?"
*why?
"You have no idea how bloody bored I am at the moment! That is what I hate these bloody shore leaves for. Everybody buggers off in the shitty town, drink, bang, do stupid stuff. And who is left for keeping the ship save? They could've at least given me a blasted quest but NOU! 'Ye have to take a break once in a while, lad. Have a nice day ashore, find a nice girl and watch some theater, lad.' Blehblehbleh. I can have a break and sleep when I'm dead for Jasens sake."
*hhhh.....okay i see yer point there, boyo.
"Great. Therefore the day maybe is a bit more humerus...."
*eyyy~
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* ah boo-yah! more party time! where are we now?
“(slash), drat, missed the throat...”
* hold your horses slashy mcstab, the only one who gets to chop off heads is me. taste axe cubed! (whomp)
“That was close, where did you get that strange blackened axe from?
* we’re in a talking mood now, ain’t we?
“You’re not human...”
* wow, fifty points for mister leather pants, have a muffin! (bonk)
“A wha- OUCH! What are you throwing at me?”
* muffins! you know? sweet delicious sugary treats?
“Never heard of them, you can eat them?”
* hell yeah, give it a try... so what are you doing here?
“None of your OH MUH GAWD THIS IS SO DELICIOUS!!!!”
* told ya, so, in exchange for more, can you tell me a bit about this place?
“For those things? Sure! But no details about my client. I’ve got a job to eradicate this nobleman from the face of the earth.
* oooh, murder time! can i help?
“I won’t share my reward!”
* that’s okay, i’ve got a grudge with noblemen.
“In that case, be my guest.”
* you that easy to persuade?
“Nah, I just think I could take you if you step out of line and you already saw me, so, why not?”
* for an unwashed peasant you sound really confident.
“Of course I am, Goren’s spawn.”
* race you to his head!
“No fair cheater!”
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oh buggerations.... where am i... now? a graveyard? i think i hear someone...
“By adding chloride to sulfur you get sulfur dichloride”
excuse me sir, please stay calm i mean you no harm.
“If you now synthesize the sulfur dichloride with ethanol to get sulfur mustard.”
... why the hell are you mumbling how to make mustard gas you weirdo?
“*Yawn* Oh great, sleepwalking again... Oh, hello there, are you per chance Goren?”
er... no?
“Pitty that would have made my journey so much easier.”
the fuck is wrong with you?
“You want it chronologically, alphabetically or by severity?”
...
“By the way, I can distinctly remember you saying something about ‘mustard gas’, what is that?”
you know, a chemical weapon?
“Kemikal? What kind of weapon is that?”
you... don’t know what chemistry is but recite the recipe for mustard gas?
“Oh, so you can cook it!”
what the hell? were you just now... sleepwalking?
“Yes, I always dream of that strange world filled with grey monoliths covered in foreign symbols glowing in all colours, of strange beasts with glowing eyes that crawl along streets covered in volcanic ash and that ever recurring alien in green leathery skin, a face of black darker than the night sky and red eyes that look through the fields of yellow air where everything but itself dies.”
...
yeah, i know those dreams, ye wanna talk about it?
“Sure! Maybe you can help me with understanding them.”
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tibia continued.....
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